Blaine C. Readler
Patents

My alter ego, the nerdy engineer, spends his spare time donning an Albert Einstein wig and retreating to his mountain-top castle to formulate mad inventions. One of them has actually made it to market. This is the FakeTV detailed elsewhere here in the cyber village. Here are my patents behind the device so competently designed by Hydreon Corporation (right-click to download the complete PDF patent).

television simulator patent 1 television simulator patent 2

perimeter alarm patent

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I additionally had a couple of other hair-brained ideas for which I cajoled a poor, overworked patent examiner into awarding patents. Here are the patent numbers:
      6,806,811
      6,768,428 .
If you'd like to sponsor the development of either, or both, of these, and possibly become fabulously wealthy, email me.

keyboard lock patent